For Companies demanding their share of the U.S. Government Marketplace...
Positions Available:
Position: Face
Description: Must be a Golden Soul and Shine like the Sun. Must
know most of the words to most of the songs
Requirements: must have verifiable successful experience selling
igloos to Eskimos or long pants to Hawaiians.
Position: Geek
Description: Must Know & Do All Geek Stuff as well as be a true
Renaissance Man
Requirements: must own own pocket protector, double 800 on SATs and
can quote Ferengie "Rules of Acquisition"
Position: Grunt
Description: Must be BIG, Strong & Agile
Requirements: should look like a shaved Ape, but must be cute!!! and
BIG and did I mention cute? and STRONG very STRONG...OH and did I
mention CUTE?
Position: Tool
Description: Must be Small, Strong & Agile
Requirements: should look like an Elf, but again must be cute!!! and
Small and did I mention cute? and very STRONG HANDS...OH, And did I
mention SMART???